Am I the only person who wishes the Neil Patrick Harris/John Barrowman gay-off could be decided with a mud-wrestling match?
For those of you who are out of this particular loop, After Elton, which I guess is some gay magazine thing? I don’t really know? is asking its readers to vote for the gay man of the decade. After the first round, NPH and The Barrowman were way out ahead but were separated by only TWENTY votes.
Let us take a moment and provide pictures for people who may be confused about who we’re speaking of here.
Neil Patrick Harris
So yes, these are the contestants.
Someone else has done a much better recap than I could ever do, but basically this has turned into a huge, adorable twitter fight. The celebs are lining up for NPH, but Neil Gaiman just threw his hat in for the Barrowman. It’s sort of a battle of Doctor Who fans vs. Dr. Horrible fans, which leaves me torn.
What do I do??? These are my favorite gay men on the planet! How can I decide??
So that is why I hereby propose shirtless mud-wrestling. That’s the only way to settle this fairly. Hell, we can even go pantsless too, if the participants are game.
And yes, this blog post is just bringing the objectification this evening.
I decided to give my vote to Team Barrowman, for two reasons. 1) I like Torchwood better than How I Met Your Mother and 2):
He is being kissed by dogs and wearing a Transformers t-shirt. nnngghhh.