attention all Bostonians

Okay, Boston.

Let me tell you how this works. I will use small words.

When you get out of the subway

and take the escalator up

stand

on

the

fucking

RIGHT.

Seriously wtf people.

See, Boston, if you stand on the right side, the rest of us can walk on the left side and thus get to our destinations much faster.

And normal city rudeness is not in evidence.  Like in London. They know how it works in London, and they aren’t afraid to say something sharp and rude to the dumb tourists who take up the entire width of the escalator. They’re so efficient.

It’s an easy lesson, folks. If we all work together, we can make it happen. And I will get to work on time without being all grouchy.

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