The movie-going public has become entranced by the blue penis. So entranced that it’s all they talk about. Plot? What’s that? Actual enjoyment of the movie? Huh?
Seriously guys? It isn’t that impressive. Here, I’ll show you, so you can get all the wonder out of your system and go see Watchmen free of glowing-blue-penis-shock.
There. Now off you go to the movie.