So these are like the worst pictures known to man, but I just wanted to share with y’all what I did with my day. Spend money, basically. On shoes. Lots and lots of shoes.
And yes those are my huge fat calves. There’s a fifth pair of boots I would have purchased if they’d been able to zip up around my legs. Grrrrr. C’mon people, design knee-high boots that FIT me dammit.