so much dracula, so much boob

I watched like 8 hours of Dracula yesterday. Because I am AWESOME.

Also, because I bought a Christopher Lee fourpack at Target last week and it was dying to be watched. I mean, come on, the 4th one was called Dracula: A.D. 1972. That could not set on my shelf unwatched for long.

And really, I think these four Dracula movies can be summed up with one word:

BOOBS

The first one (Horror of Dracula) was a pretty ordinary Dracula, style-wise. I mean, they pretty much took the plot, put it in a blender, and poured the smoothie onto film. For instance, Harker was engaged to be married to someone named Lucy Holmwood, who is (I think) the sister of Mina and Arthur Holmwood (although those two may be married, I’m not really sure). But, yeah. There was blood, garlic, Peter Cushing as Van Helsing—pretty ordinary Dracula.

But then.

We move into Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (tagline: “You just can’t keep a good man down!”) which was a lovely little film that begins with a girl hanging upside down, covered in blood, and showing about as much boob as was legal at that time. From then on, the movies just turn into a boobfest. Never any nipple, but… yeah. So much tit action.

There was a point, near the beginning of the third movie (Taste the Blood of Dracula), when I thought, “ah, we’ve returned to a simpler, boob-free time,” but then OH NO! our heroes visit a brothel.

And then, well yeah, the 4th movie is set in the ’70s. That’s really all you need to know.

They were pretty fantastic, not gonna lie.

I love my life.

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2 thoughts on “so much dracula, so much boob

  1. Brandon

    I don’t know what you do for a living, but I think you should write search-engine-optimized text professionally… Nice job using ‘boob’ in the URL, title, and 4 times in the body of the post. You weren’t too heavy handed either, utilizing ‘tit action’ and ‘nipples’ kept the text from becoming repetitive.

    I will be interested to see if this brings you as much traffic as your post regarding the legendary ‘blue penis’.

  2. hahaha.

    hey, I aim for optimum boob-and-penis utilization.

    (booyah! and now in the comments!)

    didn’t bring me as much traffic, actually. hmmm. interesting boob-penis comparison to be made, here.

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