I think it is time.
I think you are ready.
Are you ready?
It is time, dear readers, to share with you the secret of Gracetopia. What makes us great. It is not what you think. Or, if you’ve been paying attention, maybe it is exactly what you think.
So what makes Gracetopia so glorious? Let me tell you. We are protected, you see, dearest readers, by that greatest of creatures. Feared from here to the planet Shadow, worshiped by young and old across galaxies and times. She watches over us and keeps us safe and makes sure we always have white wine and ice cream.
I speak, of course, of that elusive entity known as SPACECAT.
This is SPACECAT:
Fear her. Worship her. Love her.
She will maybe deign to thump her tail in your general direction.
(Side note. We thought about dressing up Wednesday the Cat as SPACECAT but then considered how quickly we would be dead vs. how cute she would be, and the cuteness lost. Barely. Maybe for Halloween.)