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Hi! I’m here! Been busy this past week, what with work craziness and friend awesomeness. So a quick catch-up of my recent activities and ponderings. So. Bullet points, methinks? Why yes please. On Kanye: I’m with O’Bama here, what a jackass. I don’t care if you’re drunk, I don’t care if you haven’t recovered from … More mish-mash muddle
Not gonna lie. Aretha Franklin’s hat was pretty much the best part of my day. I mean, President Obama is cool too, but ZOMG THAT HAT. I cannot begin to describe how much chaos I would cause for the chance of a hat like that. Not that I could pull it off. But damn I … More President Who?
Dude. You asked a guy a question. Another guy totally used you–he could have used anybody–to make a political point. What makes you think anyone cares what you have to say about “American values?” And how the hell are you going to have a book ready for release on December 1st? My favorite part of … More Joe the Plumber will not go away
I realize I’m late to this party, but I’ve been busy and sleep-deprived the past few days. Just pretend like I published this post on Wednesday morning. Thank you. Wow. Seriously. Just wow. This may have been the greatest election in the history of the United States of America, and for one reason and one … More help me, wolf blitzer kenobi. you’re my only hope.
Joe the Plumber IS NOT A PLUMBER AT ALL!!! Also he owes back taxes. YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST, JOE. NOW who am I going to vote for? No, wait, I know. Guys, our path is clear. We must convince Joe Six-pack to run for President.
I’m not entirely sure who he is, but he’s made the biggest impact of anyone at this presidential debate. And he believes in the American Dream! *I* believe in the American Dream! I agree with 100% of his policies! Joe the Plumber for President! And his cousin Joe Six-pack can be VP.