So there I was, minding my owns, when I heard a scraping noise. Scraping noises in my home can usually be ascribed to the cat, but she happened to be sitting on the chair next to me, so I went to investigate. I found, sticking through my door, a notice from the landlord informing me … More just when I was getting comfortable
(Remember the blog cleanup project I was doing, like, aaaages ago? I found this sitting in “drafts” and figured it would make a good Friday post—you know, in case you’re looking for a weekend project. It’s originally from blogspot Gracetopia.) If you are looking for a do-it-yourself, eco-friendly alternative to deodorant, look no further! You … More the sweatcatcher: smell better in 3 easy steps
Currently baking (burning?) bread, but I had to pop by to share this. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but my god it is fabulous. This blog is not responsible for any laughter-related injuries you may experience from viewing this video. Special thanks to Hardcore Nerdity for bringing it to my … More France does Star Wars
I have a confession to make. I am about to—willingly—watch Twilight. I know. I know. There’s going to be much of teh beer and Rifftrax involved, but even in my mind that doesn’t make up for the sacrilege I am about to commit. I mean, when I tried to read the book (in a bookstore), … More dusk
Okay everyone, hold onto your hats. I am about to show you the most shocking picture you have ever seen. I KNOW WHAT THE HELL. For those of you playing at home, here is what Shane MacGowan used to look like: CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE??? HINT: THE MAN HAS ALL HIS TEETH. My world … More pretty as a picture
You may perhaps remember Stargirl from the other day. The girl who “fell asleep” and got 56 stars tattooed on her face instead of the 3 she wanted. Turns out—now hold onto your hats, my dears—she was lying!!!! Shocking, right? She’s admitted that the artist’s story was right all along. She did in fact get … More stargirl update
So apparently this is old news. But Tim Burton is making Alice in Wonderland. With like 50 of my favorite actors. *dies* The usual suspects are in it—Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter (Red Queen)—but also starring are Timothy Spall, Alan Fucking Rickman (Caterpillar!), Stephen Fucking Fry (Cheshire Cat), Christopher Fucking Lee (the Jabberwock), and … More zomg
So I am just going to apologize in advance. To everyone. I’m having knee problems again. (see previous post about how I was playing a video game…) And once again nothing seems to be wrong—aside from, you know, the massive amounts of pain and the fact that my leg won’t straighten. So I’m going to … More deja vu all over again
