the sweatcatcher: smell better in 3 easy steps

(Remember the blog cleanup project I was doing, like, aaaages ago? I found this sitting in “drafts” and figured it would make a good Friday post—you know, in case you’re looking for a weekend project. It’s originally from blogspot Gracetopia.) If you are looking for a do-it-yourself, eco-friendly alternative to deodorant, look no further! You … More the sweatcatcher: smell better in 3 easy steps

dusk

I have a confession to make. I am about to—willingly—watch Twilight. I know. I know. There’s going to be much of teh beer and Rifftrax involved, but even in my mind that doesn’t make up for the sacrilege I am about to commit. I mean, when I tried to read the book (in a bookstore), … More dusk

pretty as a picture

Okay everyone, hold onto your hats. I am about to show you the most shocking picture you have ever seen. I KNOW WHAT THE HELL. For those of you playing at home, here is what Shane MacGowan used to look like: CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE??? HINT: THE MAN HAS ALL HIS TEETH. My world … More pretty as a picture

stargirl update

You may perhaps remember Stargirl from the other day. The girl who “fell asleep” and got 56 stars tattooed on her face instead of the 3 she wanted. Turns out—now hold onto your hats, my dears—she was lying!!!! Shocking, right? She’s admitted that the artist’s story was right all along. She did in fact get … More stargirl update

zomg

So apparently this is old news. But Tim Burton is making Alice in Wonderland. With like 50 of my favorite actors. *dies* The usual suspects are in it—Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter (Red Queen)—but also starring are Timothy Spall, Alan Fucking Rickman (Caterpillar!), Stephen Fucking Fry (Cheshire Cat), Christopher Fucking Lee (the Jabberwock), and … More zomg